The Blog

This is where I write about things that no one is paying me for. Sometimes it’s about being a parent. It could involve insights about content marketing, or books I’ve read, or why I think playing pretend with other grownups is one of the best hobbies ever. Sometimes it’s funny. Sometimes it’s sad. Most of the time it desperately needs an editor.
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Michael Myers is Pure Evil
Another Problem Customer from the Family Video Days Hey, did you know it’s really kind of hard to write these every week? Especially when you do something stupid like say, “Thursdays are my newsletter days!” except that Wednesday nights are for watching wrestling and preparing for Thursday night tabletop RPG games. Anyway, this one’s about…
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I Saw the Sign
On the topic of European dance music and why it\’s okay to listen to bad songs. Depending on who you ask, I have an eclectic taste in music that is either remarkably good or unbearably terrible. My musical proclivities can vary wildly, not just from day to day but from hour to hour. In the…
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Jukie
Bad customers, late fees, and forgiveness. We called him Jukie on account of how he moved in the hallways at school. His real name was Cody, and he was maybe eighty pounds soaking wet, all of four feet and some odd inches tall. He had this timid, tiny little mouse voice with a quavering lilt…